У Аманды из тп железные яйца:)

Решил развести тп на b2k и давить на жалость

кто знает английский поймет весь юмор

Amanda:
Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Amanda how may I help you?
you:
hello
you:
I have problem with bf3
Amanda:
Hello, how may i help you?
Amanda:
I am sorry to hear that.
Amanda:
May I know what is happening to your BF3?
you:
your advisor some time ago gave me b2k key. I activated it and played but 3 days ago origin asked me to buy b2k. So I can't play b2k for 3 days.
you:
may accaunt's mail is: *****@ebala.com
Amanda:
Thank you one moment please.
you:
my bf3 key is ************
Amanda:
Ok I am showing that you have received codes in the past and are contacting us several times for this. You have already been provided with codes, and I am showing that on your account there is a note stating that you are not to receive any more from us. I would like at this time to inform you that we do keep chat logs and record our chats, and it is suspected that you are phishing for codes. And if you continue to chat in, this account will be investigated and there could be a ban on your account and on our chat service.
Amanda:
If you need help with anything else, please feel free to contact us anytime!
you:
good girl
Amanda:
I'm sorry?
you:
okay
you:
i will stop doing it
you:
but
you:
I need money, I have 4 sons. We need something to eat
you:
please give me this key
Amanda:
I am sorry but as I have stated before you.
Amanda:
If you continue to contact us we will have someone investigate your account and you will be banned,
Amanda:
your code has been deactivated. With a note saying not to give you any more codes.
you:
bf3 code?
Amanda:
No I am sorry I have already told you. If there is nothing else I can assist you with, have a great day.

#2

Ruchin:
Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Ruchin how may I help you?
you:
My girlfriend frew me today
you:
i don't want to live
you:
please give me the code of fifa 12 or I will kill my self!!!!!
Ruchin:
I understand your situation and, if I were in your shoes I would have felt the same.
Ruchin:
May I know which platform are you playing your game on please?
you:
pc
you:
it is better to hang or cut veins?
Ruchin:
Have you not tried to buy the game as yet?
Ruchin:
I would suggest you to relax please.
Ruchin:
I apologize, but we are not trained to handle sensitive matters like these. Please allow me to suggest contacting professionals who’ll be able to help you. For example, the National Helpline is a free 24-hour line that’s always available to help. You can call them at 1-800-784-2433 or visit http://www.suicidepreventionhotline.org

Ruchin:
If you need help with anything else, please feel free to contact us anytime!

Кого развеселил помогите плюсиком)

 

муЖЖик :D

 

хахахахах

 

про четырех сыновей вообще круто и что мы нуждаемся в еде..дайте нам баттлу)))

 

норм чо)

 

Хах и в правду железные я бы сказал стальные =D

 

Людей работы лишаете? Все равно весело=) Have a great day. =)

 

Мне нужны деньги, у меня 4 сына. Нам нужно что-нибудь поесть ахахахахах

 

улыбнуло..

 

бред

 

:D

 

Я помню мой друг пытался их развести, у меня не получалось их развести даже на скидку, а он писал всякий бред и ему ее дали :D
Переводил он через гугл переводчик, и писал "здравствуйте, у меня раковая проблема, сегодня утром в метро у меня украли купленный диск с игрой Б3, что мне делать?", он написал им это, после перевел английский вариант на русский и получилось что у него проблема РАКА, мы с ним долго угарали над этим, вообще он часа полтора писался с одним оператором, после чего думаю оператор обратился к психологу.

 

Могешь:D